if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
Makes me super happy when you show me you still care. Even when you do the littlest things.
Makes me feel bettter when you tell me i beautiful even when I know I look like a sack of potato. (:
My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed
you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly
i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point
I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants