c4rcinogencrush:

if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%

Makes me super happy when you show me you still care. Even when you do the littlest things.

Makes me feel bettter when you tell me i beautiful even when I know I look like a sack of potato. (:

getoffmybloghoe:

My girlfriend got charged for beastiality because I’m an animal in bed

witchpop:

you know that girl you just called stupid?? she’s also ugly

jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

andrewestes0:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who panics while ordering food at restaurants

have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body